I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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