Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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