For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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