I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He keeps bees of course he's weird
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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