I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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