Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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