That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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