To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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