Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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