it wasn't lemon gatorade
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
