It's Friday. Sex?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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