i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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