I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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