Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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