Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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