My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
