dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
