I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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