Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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