she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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