if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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