I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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