Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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