I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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