god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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