her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
