yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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