yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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