whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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