I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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