im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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