come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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