we're blogging at a bar
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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