just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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