Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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