he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
