That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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