I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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