Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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