My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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