He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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