doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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