that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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