She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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