fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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