No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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