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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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