Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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