So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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