I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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go home
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
