Where is the hickey?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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