we have officially lost it.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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