Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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