So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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