I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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