69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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